It feels like..

So today.. no ranting about school, but something else.. oh how i love mylifeisaverage.com (:

Today, my friend showed me that the word OK looks like a sideways person. Then I pointed out that QK looks like a ninja. I win. MLIA

Today, I managed to yell "pika" right before a sneeze. MLIA

Today, I filled a Windex bottle with blue Gatorade. I then sprayed it into my mouth infront of my mother. She began to panic and scream and get hysterical. I thought it was funny. She didn't. MLIA

I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trickortreater—but what was in front of our open door—was another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said “Please knock.” So we did, and the door swung open to reveal a bunch of college dudes dressed as really old grandmothers, curlers in their hair, etc, who proceeded to coo over our “costumes” and tell us we were “such cute trick or treaters!” One even pinched my cheek. Then THEY gave US candy, closed their door, picked it up and walked to the next house. MLIA

Today, I was browsing through my school's library and found that the Bible was in the Fiction section. I go to a Catholic school. MLIA

Today, my mom set her facebook status as: "going to see my oldest daughter, WTF" My other sister and I are debating whether or not to tell her that WTF doesn't mean With The Family. MLIA

Today, while waiting in the lobby of a fancy hotel, I saw a piano that played itself. I pretended to play the piano for an hour, gathering a crowd that gave my a rousing applause. MLIA